is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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