wat bout pragnant strippers??
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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