what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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