doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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