I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We got so high we made milksteak
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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