is your mom at the bar?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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