remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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