Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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