We're facebook friends in real life
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
this just has baby written all over it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
