Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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