Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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