I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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