Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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