yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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