So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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