I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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