Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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