Sponge bath it is.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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