I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
