u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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