Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
