was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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