No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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