dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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