your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
