I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
where are you?
Hypothermia
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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