she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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