Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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