Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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