I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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