it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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