apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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