i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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