I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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