He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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