y did u give ur computer a hand job?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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