My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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