Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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