if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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