Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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