let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she smelled like a LAN party
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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