in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Randomize
