Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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