I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
