Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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