This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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