So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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