if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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