There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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