Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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