ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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