I didn't shave. On purpose
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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