spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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