I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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