Do vagina's smell?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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