is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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