it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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