I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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